[00:02.60]Back a few months ago,[00:03.80]I was headlinin' a great big nightclub,[00:09.40]and they put me up a couple days early.[00:11.40]I came in a couple days early,[00:12.50]and they put me up in what they call the "Star Suite".[00:17.00]Now here I am,[00:18.60]headlinin' in one of the biggest nightclubs in the country,[00:21.40]and I wake up at eight o'clock in the morning in this "Star Suite"[00:25.30]...all by myself.[00:27.90]"Awwww"[00:28.90]Yeah, that's what I said, "Awwww"[00:31.90]But I did what I've always done, man, to cheer myself up.[00:34.50]I picked up my guitar,[00:36.10]I sat down, and I wrote me a little song.[00:40.00]Now this is how it feels to be alone at the top of the hill,[00:43.10]tryin' to figure out why.[00:46.10]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble[00:50.50]When you're perfect in every way[00:54.90]I can't wait to look in the mirror[00:59.30]'Cause I get better lookin' each day[01:03.80]To know me is to love me[01:08.00]I must be a hell of a man[01:12.40]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble[01:16.50]But I'm doin' the best that I can![01:25.80]I used to have a girlfriend[01:30.00]But I guess she just couldn't compete[01:34.40]With all of these love-starved women[01:38.30]Who keep clamoring at my feet[01:42.80]Well, I could prob'ly find me another[01:47.20]But I guess they're all in awe of me[01:51.60]Who cares?[01:52.70]I never get lonesome[01:55.70]'Cause I treasure my own company[01:59.60]Oooooh Lord, it's hard to be humble[02:06.80]When you're perfect in every way[02:10.20](Can't wait to look in the mirror)[02:11.40]I can't wait to look in the mirror[02:14.30](Help me out now, come on)[02:15.60]I get better lookin' each day[02:19.00](To know me is to what?)[02:20.00]To know me is to love me[02:22.80](Must be a hell of a man)[02:24.20]I must be a hell of a man[02:27.40](Oh Lord, it's hard)[02:28.50]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble[02:31.60](When you're doin' what?)[02:32.60]We're doin' the best that we can[02:41.90]I guess you could say I'm a loner[02:45.90]A cowboy outlaw, tough, and proud[02:49.90]Well, I could have lots of friends if I wanted[02:54.20]But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd[02:58.60]Some folks say that I'm "egotistical"[03:02.90]Hell, I don't even know what that means[03:07.30]I guess it has something to do with the way[03:11.30]That I fill out my skin tight blue jeans[03:15.10]Oooooh........[03:17.90]Come on, where's all the kickers in here?![03:19.80]Oooooh Lord, it's hard to be humble[03:24.00](When you're perfect in every way)[03:25.20]When you're perfect in every way[03:28.00](Can't wait to look in the mirror)[03:29.40]I can't wait to look in the mirror[03:32.50]('Cause I get better lookin')[03:33.90]I get better lookin' each day[03:36.70](To know me is to what?)[03:38.10]To know me is to love me[03:41.20](Must be a hell of a man)[03:42.60]I must be a hell of a man[03:45.40](Oh Lord, it's hard)[03:46.60]Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble[03:49.80](What are we doin'?)[03:50.80]We're doin' the best that we can[03:54.10](One more time, what are we doin'?)[03:56.00]We're doing the best that we can[04:02.30]Give yourselves a hand[04:04.00]Yeeee-haw!