Superlative Heroes - samsa/Headhaunter.mp3

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[00:01.164]Faster than a speeding bullet
[00:02.997]More powerful than a Locomotive
[00:05.605]Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound
[00:07.724]This amazing stranger from the planet Krypton
[00:10.905]The man of steel
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[00:11.414][Samsa:]
[00:11.683]Yo
[00:12.205]I'm not your average superhero
[00:12.988]I don't wear a cape or tights
[00:14.307]And you won't catch me slinging webs through cityscapes
[00:15.885]I'm scare of heights
[00:17.196]I'm not your textbook superhero
[00:18.765]I can't levitate or fly
[00:19.796]But if you pass the Sunday crossword I won't hesitate to try
[00:22.676]I'm not the type of vigilante who goes off avenging homicides
[00:25.847]More the kind to just correct a coma splice
[00:27.949]Constructive criticism super villain
[00:30.062]Yes I'm honest when I prompt advice
[00:31.650]But even when a novice writes I always leave my comments nice
[00:34.553]Leap buildings in a single bound
[00:36.631]Y'all should see the way my fingers race
[00:37.968]Through city streets and letter keys
[00:39.524]Whether double or single spaced
[00:41.358]Faster than a speeding bullet
[00:42.427]If you're talking words per minute
[00:43.992]Write so comprehensive each bullet point holds the world within it
[00:46.627]Power like a locomotive
[00:47.946]Discipline of Sage strength
[00:49.551]Essays that I write are twenty pages past the page length
[00:52.433]Not the man of steel but when I sit to write I've got no Kryptonite
[00:56.089]As long as I've got coffee I can sip tonight
[00:57.902]Call me cyclops
[00:59.193]I've got laser vision page revision
[01:00.781]Not a next gen X-men
[01:02.337]But I'm crazy with the red pen
[01:03.891]Muted when I'm writing
[01:05.215]Yes my drafts have got evolving genes
[01:06.784]Watch me wielding clauses like I'm Wolverine and cause a scene
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[01:08.886][Headhaunter:]
[01:09.928]I'm not your average superhero
[01:11.252]I don't mask my voice like this
[01:12.799]Secret identity's dull
[01:14.121]I don't see the point in it
[01:15.413]I'm not out here to save the world on date night protocols
[01:18.046]I just take my pride in sentence structure
[01:19.868]Phase right through the walls of text
[01:21.181]Polish red a second time
[01:22.490]Kind of like Professor-X
[01:24.058]But I read the same lines instead of minds until they're all correct
[01:26.949]Triple check that proper punctuation ends it
[01:29.573]Perfect verbs and fantastic nouns like Ben Grimm
[01:33.682]Spin webs of any size and catch a reader's attention
[01:36.829]Nab plagiarists like flies
[01:38.142]I write with tingling senses
[01:39.708]Swing right overhead with lines of Super-tensile strength
[01:42.078]Fingers type like streaks of light
[01:43.383]Whether past or present tense
[01:44.679]I arrive just in time
[01:46.245]Type more than Cyborg
[01:47.814]Not Robin no red or green underline eyesores
[01:50.688]I channel Raven right inside with Edgar Allen Poe
[01:53.048]No Green eyes but tackle any beast of rhetoric that you know
[01:55.950]They can call me any hour
[01:57.808]But they view it as a lesser power
[01:59.666]When my essays get an A on top
[02:01.235]Like Avengers Tower
[02:02.525]In the meantime I think I'll go into hiding
[02:04.867]Reckless vigilante with his helmet on still writing