The Stereotypes Song - Your Favorite Martian.mp3

[00:00.00] 作词 : Ray William Johnson
[00:00.55] 作曲 : Ray William Johnson
[00:01.10]I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
[00:04.39]So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this
[00:09.06]I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[00:14.59]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[00:22.15]Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[00:27.86]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[00:34.61]I love those fat Americans.
[00:36.80]You know they're so obnoxious
[00:38.44]They're always eating burgers.
[00:40.03]They're always holding shotguns.
[00:41.72]And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
[00:45.08]They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
[00:48.35]Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.
[00:51.44]You've got to go big like an Israeli nose.
[00:54.77]If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy
[00:57.70]They're out of control like a Chinese driver.
[01:01.61]I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
[01:04.58]Rockin' b***as while they're riding camels.
[01:07.79]I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but
[01:10.91]They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
[01:14.50]And I love them Puerto Ricans,
[01:17.80]Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
[01:21.72]I'm just joking. If you didn't know then
[01:24.59]You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.
[01:28.32]I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[01:34.04]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[01:41.63]Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[01:47.08]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[01:54.55]Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
[01:57.25]If you love the outback redneck Australians,
[02:00.52]And the crooked teeth of an English dude
[02:03.70]Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
[02:07.58]And how could anyone hate the French.
[02:10.54]Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
[02:13.74]Brazilian girls is what you want,
[02:17.39]
[02:21.37]I love Africans, but hold up a second.
[02:24.04]National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.
[02:27.22]Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
[02:30.35]They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
[02:33.47]Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,
[02:37.20]Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
[02:40.46]They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
[02:43.63]Then your brain is small like a Korean's d**k.
[02:47.73]I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[02:53.44]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:00.93]Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[03:06.52]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:13.75]I love Scotsmen though they h**p sheep.
[03:17.14]I love Scotsmen though they h**p sheep.
[03:20.58]I love Scotsmen though they h**p sheep.
[03:23.92]I love Scotsmen though they h**p sheep.
[03:29.75]They h**p sheep.
[03:32.72]They h**p sheep.
[03:36.05]They h**p sheep.
[03:40.41]I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[03:46.32]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:53.95]Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[03:59.55]And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[04:06.45]I’m just playing. You know I love you guys.
[04:09.73]But seriously don’t h**p any sheep.
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