[00:00.00] 作词 : Dorothy Fields[00:01.00] 作曲 : Jerome Kern[00:07.81]A fine romance, with no kisses.[00:13.48]A fine romance, my friend, this is.[00:19.14]We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes.[00:24.03]But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes.[00:30.30]A fine romance, you won't nestle.[00:35.37]A fine romance, you won't wrestle.[00:41.00]I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants.[00:45.24]I never had the chance.[00:47.72]This is a fine romance.[00:52.07]A fine romance, my good fellow.[00:57.72]You take romance. I'll take Jell-o.[01:03.18]You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean.[01:08.79]At least they flap their fins to express emotion.[01:14.11]A fine romance, with no quarrels,[01:19.94]With no insults, and all the morals.[01:25.05]You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France.[01:29.75]I never get the chance.[01:32.32]This is a fine romance.[01:40.07]FRED:[01:43.98]A fine romance, with no kisses.[01:50.52]A fine romance, my friend, this is.[01:56.97]True love should have the thrills that a healthy pine has.[02:02.88]We don't have half the thrills that "The March of Time" has.[02:09.54]A fine romance, with no clinches.[02:16.09]A fine romance, with no pinches.[02:22.50]You never give the orchids I send a glance.[02:27.88]No, you like cactus plants.[02:31.27]This is a fine romance.