The Future Is So Yesterday - Inanimate Insanity.mp3

[00:00.000] 作词 : Brian Koch
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Benjamin Cross
[00:04.005]MEEPLE ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Meeple. As you enter our esteemed facility, please enjoy a word from our CEO... Steve Cobs!
[00:10.911]Cobs:The future is so yesterday
[00:15.006]When everything is run your way
[00:18.910]Your influence is everywhere
[00:20.872]Smell innovation on the air
[00:22.835]You tell me that I’m too ambitious
[00:24.634]Well I say I don’t care!
[00:26.642]Now let’s take a look at the profit margin(The future is so yesterday)
[00:28.531]No, let’s not, that’s corporate jargon!(The future is so yesterday)
[00:30.392]You all want what you understand(When everything is run your way)
[00:32.056]So what I supply is what you’ll demand(When everything is run your way)
[00:33.922]I’ll never lose if you keep letting me win(Your influence is everywhere)
[00:35.810]But with the good that I do, is that such a sin? (Your influence is everywhere)
[00:37.521]I created all that you believe! (Too ambitious?)
[00:39.425]You gave me power you can’t relieve! (I don’t care!)
[00:41.333]AUDIENCE:Cobs, what does this all mean?
[00:43.045]What’s your latest machine?
[00:44.835]Cobs:Am I going too fast?
[00:45.761]Is all this progress too loud?
[00:46.682]Did I leave you in the past?
[00:47.804]Let’s take some Q’s from the crowd
[00:49.560]AUDIENCE MEMBER: This may come off as a stupid question, but what exactly do you aim to achieve?
[00:53.663]Cobs:Well there’s no such thing as a stupid question,so it’s wise of me if I ask you to leave
[00:58.465]AUDIENCE MEMBER: This new product,the “Me” technology, is that not groundbreaking, world-shaking mythology?
[01:03.129]Cobs:Well that all depends on your own ideology, but if I’ve caused suspicion, hey! Take my apology!
[01:08.032]AUDIENCE MEMBER:Cobs, you’re always being coy
[01:10.489]Is there a bigger plan?Is this just a decoy?
[01:12.731]Cobs:No doy! I mean, you always think I’ve something to hide, and this is no different, you’ve implied!
[01:17.640]AUDIENCE:So Cobs, is your whole persona intended
[01:19.915]To keep those suspicions extended?
[01:21.978]So all of your schemes become blended
[01:23.921]And your work cannot be contended?
[01:26.351]Cobs:Um. NO QUESTIONS!
[01:27.457]The future is so yesterday(The future is so yesterday)
[01:30.778]When everything is run, run,run, run, run your way(When everything is run your way)
[01:34.648]Your influence is everywhere
[01:36.267]Smell innovation on the air
[01:38.120]You tell me that I’m too ambitious?
[01:40.047]Well I...(I.....)
[01:41.115]Don’t...(Don’t ...)
[01:41.873]Care! (Care!!)
[01:43.878]The future is so yesterday!