[00:12.920]We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan[00:17.300]While everyone is walkin' dead,we'll run Zombieland[00:27.360]When I was in the fifth grade a kid named Walker(Yeah)[00:30.000]Punched me in the gut,then he shoved me in a locker[00:32.840]One day,I'll be wearin' me a ear to ear grin when he's bangin' on the door screamin',"Let me in!"[00:38.270]My ex best friend,let's call her Regina[00:40.750]Talked a lot of trash about me back in middle school[00:43.300]So when she's beggin' for the Aquafina in my freezer[00:46.390]I'ma feed her to the dead and then I think I'll watch 'em eat her 'cause[00:49.370]You shouldn't never f**k with my boy(My boy)[00:52.070]You shouldn't never f**k with my girl(My girl)[00:54.810]You're all out of luck 'cause you're about to be so f**ked at the end of the world[00:59.850]I can't wait for the apocalypse 'cause I know we survive(I know we survive)[01:05.770]Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun when we're the only ones alive[01:11.700]Baby,it's you and me versus all these brain dead NPC's(All these NPC's)[01:16.680]When the box we created and the aliens invade us,it's gonna be a pretty funny scene[01:21.950]So bring on the earthquakes,bring on the floods[01:25.100]I ain't afraid of nothin' because[01:27.830]Darlin',we'll be just fine[01:30.070]My apocalypse are yours and your apocalypse are mine[01:34.050]We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan(Walmarts hit the fan)[01:38.430]And while everyone is walkin' dead,we'll run Zombieland(Haha,cute,yeah)[01:47.090]I feel bad for your ex-girlfriend,this bunker's full,sorry,Kate[01:52.530]I feel bad for your ex-boyfriend,I think his name was Zombie bait[01:57.660]I feel bad for the girl who left you all alone[02:00.650]'Cause I'ma save the dog but the b***h is all alone[02:03.350]I feel bad for the dude who broke your heart[02:06.030]'Cause there's only room for two on this arch[02:08.920]I'll be on my "I Am Legend" shit,you'll be the Will to my Smith[02:12.860]You're the Smith to my Wesson,on my hip[02:14.960]On my arm,you're the Armae to my Geddon[02:17.200]I don't know what everybody's dreadin',ha[02:19.550]I can't wait for the apocalypse 'cause I know we survive(I know we survive)[02:25.520]Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun when we're the only ones alive[02:31.300]Baby,it's you and me versus all these brain dead NPC's(All these NPC's)[02:36.330]When the box we created and the aliens invade us,it's gonna be a pretty funny scene[02:41.660]So bring on the earthquakes,bring on the floods,I ain't afraid of nothin' because[02:47.490]Darlin',we'll be just fine[02:49.630]My apocalypse are yours and your apocalypse are mine[02:53.760]We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan(Walmarts hit the fan)[02:58.100]And while everyone is walkin' dead,we'll run Zombieland