[00:00.00] 作词 : Cole Porter[00:00.00] 作曲 : Cole Porter[00:00.00]Be A Clown (Album Version)-Kevin Kline/Peter Polycarpou and Chorus/Chorus[00:00.851]Written by :Cole Porter[00:02.471]I'll remember forever[00:04.30]When I was but three[00:06.50]Mama who was clever[00:08.270]Remarking to me[00:10.10]If son when you're grown up[00:11.870]You want ev'rything nice[00:14.750]I've got your future sewn up[00:16.640]If you take this advice[00:20.190]Be a clown be a clown[00:23.850]All the world loves a clown[00:27.130]Act a fool play the calf[00:30.460]And you'll always have the last laugh[00:33.820]Wear the cap and the bells[00:37.20]And you'll rate with all the great swells[00:40.660]If you become a doctor folks'll face you with dread[00:43.900]If you become a dentist they'll be glad when you're dead[00:47.218]You'll get a bigger hand if you can stand on your head[00:50.328]Be a clown be a clown be a clown[00:53.527]Be a clown be a clown[00:56.917]All the world loves a clown[01:00.47]Show 'em tricks tell 'em jokes[01:03.467]And you'll only stop with top folks[01:06.857]Be a crack jackanapes[01:10.226]And they'll imitate you like apes[01:13.476]Why be a great composer with your rent in arrears[01:16.985]Why be a major poet and you'll owe it for years[01:20.135]When crowds'll pay to giggle if you wiggle your ears[01:23.455]Be a clown be a clown be a clown[01:31.795]Be a clown be a clown[01:35.85]All the world loves a clown[01:38.365]If you just make 'em roar[01:41.545]Watch your mountebank account soar[01:45.15]Wear a painted mustache[01:48.245]And you're sure to make a big splash[01:51.525]A college education I should never propose[01:55.125]A bachelor's degree won't even keep you in clo'es[01:58.415]But millions you will win if you can spin on your nose[02:01.495]Be a clown be a clown be a clown[02:13.151]Give 'em quips give 'em fun[02:16.401]And they'll pay to say you're a1[02:19.690]If you become a farmer you've the weather to buck[02:23.20]If you become a gambler you'll be stuck with your luck[02:26.430]But jack you'll never lack if you can quack like a duck[02:32.750]Be a clown be a clown be a clown