[00:00.017] Ian: Yeah, I guess that would be pretty stupid, if Smosh music was actually real.[00:04.571] Anthony: Yeah, the only thing more stupid than that would be the people who would actually buy this crap.[00:10.054] Ian: Haha... suckers.[00:11.975] Anthony: What the hell was that?[00:13.270] Ian: Oh my god! Pterodactyls![00:17.310] Anthony: Cyborg pterodactyls with lazer eyes![00:21.176] Ian: Get on the machine gun![00:22.677] Anthony: Come and get it, you dinosaur bastards![00:30.285] Ian: There's too many of them![00:31.752] Anthony: Oh, god! No! AHHHHH![00:35.503][00:39.065] Narrator:[00:40.473] And so, Ian and Anthony were killed by cyborg pterodactyls with lazer eyes[00:46.341] Eventually, the cyborg pterodactyls overran the entire country and Barack Obama was forced to rename the United States of America to the United States of Cyborg Pterodactyls[00:59.033] And they lived happily ever after[01:03.000] The end[01:05.999] *****